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2024

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The sad thing about losing your eyesight to diabetes is losing accuracy in your creeping on bitches.

The good thing about losing your eyesight to diabetes is that you can creep on ugly chicks and think they’re hot….

So the eyesight loss has it’s expanded my reach while lowering my quality and really the older I get, the lower my no standards get which I didn’t know was possible….

So I just keep on creepin’ on.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brittany Mahomes Drops her SI Swim Content!
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Aubrey Plaza and Adam Driver Star in Megalopolis!
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Leah Blefko is the Instagram Of The Day
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Madalina Diana Ghenea Bikini Spectacle: Sensational Boobs and Stunning Body On Display!
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Cops Confused About Cemeteries LOOOOOOOL
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Hilarious memes funny enough to make anyone laugh
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15 people reveal the lies they’ve been telling their spouses
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
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TikToker Icy Wyatt faces assault charges after assaulting police officer
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17 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Bonus Butts #450
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Dump truck with a raised bed crashes into an overpass
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Woman touching people in public
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Four Children Injured When Idiots Light Up A Hot Air Balloon
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Cameron Brink Went to an NBA Game!
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Sara Sampaio Slight See Through While Out Walking Her Dog!
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What happened to Taylor Swift’s squad?
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Pranking people with a non-reflecting mirror
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Reese Witherspoon is The Sister of the Bride!
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Jutta Leerdam and her Sisters!
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Craziest pranks compilation from Japan
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Compilation of instant karma caught on camera
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Salma Hayek … Busty and Latin !
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NO CHANCE
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NFL WAG Christen Harper Previews her SI SWIM Shoot!
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Juju Bianchi in a black bikini on vacation in Mykonos
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Pics Or It Never Happened (50 PICS)
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Man pranks his dad while showering in a really funny way
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Gabby Epstein Gets Wet!
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Driver crashes into a vehicle during a traffic stop on I-71
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Cybertruck Finger Test.. Idiot
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Megan Thee Stallion Showing Ass on Instagram!
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Kendall Jenner – FWRD Summer 2024 Campaign
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THE EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF THE DAY
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Caitlin Clark and the WNBA Fly Charted!
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Dog does his own routine exercise while watching a tutorial
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Someone Just Passed Their Bike Test
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Kendall Jenner’s Provocative FWRD Campaign: Boobs, Ass, and Summer Heat
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Gymnast has his clothes fall off during floor exercise
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On Set With Madelaine Petsch!
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Craziest work fails caught on camera
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20 Hot Selfie Girls
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Love is Blind Star Went to a Hockey Game!
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Civic gets t-boned by a Dodge Challenger, road rage ensues
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Salma Hayek – Gucci Cruise 2025 Fashion Show in London
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Uma Thurman – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in New York City
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Pixie Lott – Doing her ice cream cone in north London
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Daisy Edgar-Jones – Gucci Cruise 2025 Fashion Show in London
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Eiza Gonzalez – Gucci Cruise 2025 Fashion Show in London
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Charlotte Lawrence – ContentMode Magazine
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Elsa Hosk – Elsa Hosk x Heavy Manners Collection
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Kendall Jenner – FWRD Summer Collection
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Rihanna – Mother’s Day dinner out in New York
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Millie Bobby Brown – With Bon Jovi, Jr. getting coffee in Manhattan
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Shanie Gaviria Total Oil Immersion
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Caught in the Car Dick Suck!
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HOLY HOT BATMAN! (GIF)
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Busty Saki Yanase via All Gravure
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Janet Jade is Special Agent 69!
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Maryam Iman Tender Hearted Playboy
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Hotter Than The Sun
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Just Grocery Shopping
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Saving Sea Life
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AMATEUR FLESH: KAT
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Daring Display: Nina Agdal Flaunts Her Naked Beauty in Provocative Photoshoot!
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Famous actress in leaked nudes
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Stacy Antropova String Cheesin Zishy
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Audrey Avila and Rica Gonzales in Dayo
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Embracing Your True Self in Heavy Fetish
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Slimthick Vic in the Kitchen!
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Jet Ski Fuck!
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Jenn Sexylegs A Day At The Pool
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Lena Paul Pregnant – Bigger Boobs!
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Witcher Blowjob of Elves (Sex Game)
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Lauren Phillips How Women Orgasm Adult Time
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BEFORE AND AFTERS III
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Honey and milk (hot teen)
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‘White Bodysuit’ with Toree via Femjoy
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Cinco De Mayo!
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Hayley Davies Threesome at the Laundromat!
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Lia Lane Strips Out Of Her Jean Shorts Cosmid
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Michelle Dockery may or may not have done a little nudity in episode 6 of This Town
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Some of you might like watching a naked girl suck her toes
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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Hanging Out Above You!
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Australian bikini model in premium nudes
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Parking Lot Pussy
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Hope It’s Waterproof (GIF)
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2024

14

May

Victoria Justice may Be Showing a Nipple of the Day

The Victoria Justice fans are fucking weird nerds, obsessed with a teen star from years ago, like grown ass men jerking off to Topanga or Maitland Ward in her 50s because they remember her from a shitty sitcom on TGIF….

Luckily, I rely on those weirdos to have a fucking website that people visit because the cool kids are out being cool, living their lives and not bothering to see some obese losers opinion on celeb tits…

I’m like what they all make fun of, you know the guy who hides behind the screen talking shit because I am too lazy to accomplish anything, since having this site isn’t an accomplishment really…but thanks to the loser nerds looking for Victoria Justice tit…I continue to exist…

What I am saying is I appreciate your social awkwardness and your OCD and your sad and lonely fandom…

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2024

14

May

Kate Moss and her Daughter Bring the Boners of the Day

Kate Moss is a legend and even in her old age, all weathered and used up, is still worth jerking of to because she’s a fucking legend….but I’ve been a Kate Moss fan since the 90s…skinny bitches with a rock and roll attitude making tons of money, flashing their tits and doing party drugs out in the open, the way fashion parties were meant to be when they were exclusive and not filled poser dick sucks…

Her daughter, since it’s her daughter is a legend in the making, or a legend worth mating with, all blonde and skinny and hot…

They were at a GUCCI event last night because they are fashion industry people, and BONERS were had…or would have been had if I took my boner pills from the gas station, not that anyone would notice, since I have an inny.

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2024

14

May

Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie Penny Lane of the Day

I don’t know who Penny Lane is but did ya see the tits?

Aren’t you excited that things are starting to get hot again, where a giant set of tits can be stripped down and fetishized in a bikini swimsuit magazine the way nature intended…

It’s one of those things are everything cyclical, where the fat woke shit is dying down because everyone is bored of it and knows it was a bullshit anti-bullying lie…so that they are now being drawn to hot tits even harder than ever…

The hey day of hot chicks is upon us…and they’re sluttier than ever…

Exciting times, maybe time for a rebrand but I never gave up on the hotties and I always called out the bullshit…it just take time for people to catch up…

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2024

14

May

Sports Illustrated Swim Delivers the Inclusivity and Body Positivity to Appease the Fatties So they Can Post Hotties of the Day

Read the title of this post….and visit SI SWIM for all their content….that involves hotties that aren’t just clickbait or virtue signalling fatties for the fat fetishists….

In other weird strategy they did a shoot and gave the cover to GAYLE KING, Oprah’s rumored lover, who I am sure is actually Oprah’s lover because Oprah was molested as a child and even got pregnant through incest which is naturally the backstory of all billionaire talk show hosts…or the backstory of many lesbians…becasue statistically molested at that level means no more cock.

Since Oprah is the power player in the media, having her girl posing sexy in swimsuits seems like something a power player would do for their jerk off material….plus Oprah probably owns the magazine.

Posted in:Sports Illustrated|Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

2024

14

May

Kate Upton is Back of the Day

Sports Illustrated dropped 2024 issue and Kate Upton is back….

I was probably pretty mean to Kate Upton and her hot sloppy tits when she first hit the scene of Bikini Model…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…a hater…

With age comes wisdom, not that I wasn’t old then, but I am older now and in being older now, I am just happy to see a set of sloppy tits that come across as more premium than all the self producing content creators showing off their tits.

Back when she happened, social media wasn’t as big as it is now and the world still relied on girls being cast for these sorts of things, so we could collectively hate on the casting team for making these models happen….

Since social media has become as big as it is, we’ve now got all these nasty bitches who think they are Kate Upton and that just elevates all that Kate Upton represented….

So with lower standards and a hatred for the self starting creator and an appreciation for the nostalgia of a model that came to us through castings…and a set of big tits on a wide weird frame that people loved….it’s nice to see the come back…

The sloppy tits, now mom tits are fun tits…Ozempic, who cares!

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2024

14

May

Nina Agdal Channels Jake Paul in Nude Shoot of the Day

Nina Agdal is 7 months pregnant with Logan Paul’s baby that we assume she turkey basted herself to make happen because he’s more into cumming in asses.

He’s a billionaire and when you’ve got the billionaire in your grip, you don’t let them run off and use their sperm for man ass, you get out there and suck it off the walls and the floor at the gay orgy and make it fucking count. It’s a retirement plan and Agdal’s been cycled through the rich guy circuit for a long time.

Anyway, her nude shoot is going viral because she was a big model 20 years ago, and she did nude shoots in trying to find her place in the world, and one of those shoots includes a little boxing, which coincidentally lines up with her brother-in-law Jake’s whole viral scheme….bringing the whole thing full circle.

The shoot involves some tits in action while skipping, some boxing sparring with some dude who was probably happy to be there, some towel fucking to wipe off all the injuries she’s had in being a professional model with a drippy cunt from all the fun it has had…drying it off and prepping it for the next fight….she’s the Mike Tyson of beat up, ear eating pussy….or wishes she was….because now she’s just old….

Old pics are fun though.

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2024

14

May

Kate Beckinsale is Dying In Shorts of the Day

Kate Beckinsale potentially spent a few months in the hospital dying of whatever diseases she may have accumulated in having anal sex with Pete Davidson back when they were dating.

It is possible that the vampire who doesn’t age too aggressively was getting an overhaul at the hospital, where they are replacing her old engine with new parts to help her continue to be worthy of jerking off.

Terminal illness, which I’ll assume she has since she’s old hasn’t been this jerk-off-able since the time I was working at the old folks trying to get into the wills of the dying grannies in exchange for sex.

Cool short shorts, she’s dressed like a college kid, while being the mom of the college kid, who is probably already graduated from college or at least old enough to be, since Beckinsale is old…

I guess what I am saying is that like a romance movie, I am drawn to terminal illness pussy because it requires lest commitment and you come out of it the sad victim which lures in other pussy that thinks you are broken, sad and in need of love.

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2024

14

May

Did you know Jessica Alba Posted a Bikini Picture of the Day

Jessica Alba retired from her CEO job that we all assume was just a vanity title to push the brand from a marketing perspective, but stranger people have run billion dollar companies and whether Alba was the brains or just a figurehead is pretty irrelevant since she basically made a billion dollars off the shit and as an hyped for being hot actress, that’s a pretty big deal.

In being retired, I assume she’s heading back to the acting thing she abandoned for the more lucrative internet business that sells direct to consumer….and in doing that she’s got to produce that social media content we can all jerk off to because that’s her whole angle as a celebrity…

As a brand owner she was a fake holistic / healthy product pushing, as an actor, she’s about being jerked off to and I assume she likes it.

Now that she doesn’t have to appease the shareholders, the tits can come out as they were meant to and we can go back to remembering Alba being the hot celeb, just 20 years later….

I’m still into it, because I’m old.

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2024

14

May

Maria Menounos’ Ball Pussy of the Day

Maria Menounos is not dead, but the TV host turned Podcast Network owner worth tons of fucking money has had a bunch of cancers, which is never a good time….especially when it’s Pancreatic cancer, which I was always told is terminal, but I guess she was able to beat it because she’s rich.

The entertainment host men would jerk off to when their wives made them watch bullshit entertainment news shows has clearly gone YOLO since the cancer, because she’s decided to masturbate on the international INTERNET broadcasting platform….

They all turn perverted eventually, and this one is exceptionally perverted as she tries to insert a giant ball in her pussy….she’s a greek, so we know that she can get that in her ass with ease, but the pussy will be a challenge.

I know what you’re thinking, she is a recent mom, so the pussy should be about to suck up that ball she’s trying to reverse egg-lay, but the truth is…she used a surrogate…too much cancer to breed her old ass I guess….

Anyway, everyone’s just masturbating all the fucking time like a bunch of retards…and I enjoy it.


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