I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.
Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….
But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…
Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too GO
There’s nothing like seeing a seeing a Victoria’s Secret model showing off her tits in her everyday life, oh wait there is and it’s when they show off their whole bodies when they are half naked at working. Seeing her walking around reminds me of seeing a stripper in her everyday clothes. Sure, her ass looks good in her spandex pants and I know she’s a whore, but I’d rather just wait to see her a few hours later spreading her pussy on stage…if you know what I mean….but I guess these tits did make her a lot of money and took her out of the porjects and should be celebrated even though everytime she eats at a fancy restaurant or lives the good life, she is pretty much celebrating the shit…either way, here they are.
Here’s one of the Shannon Twins from Playboy and apparently she likes black cock. It’s not abnormal for girls in the sex trade, whether prostitutes or strippers to have black boyfriends….I don’t know why, but it may have something to do with their dicks being bigger, or the fact that they encourage them slutting out, or that they sell drugs or that these girls are cheesy and into hiphop and want a rapper of their own to rap on their clits, but for you racists who don’t like how all the girls you can’t get anyway are running to black dudes, I’d figure I’d post this to ruin this girl for you…
The only shocking thing in all this is that this Shannon twin isn’t fat, but I guess black guys just like girls as long as they are white, skinny, or ugly, or not..and Shannon twins like black cock as long as it is inside them….
I don’t even know who these girls are, I’ve never seen them naked, I just know they are cheesy as fuck and I’m really not interested in this shit.
I don’t really like slummy pussy, it’s really not my favorite kind of pussy, but since I pretty much like all pussy, I figured I shouldn’t desciminate a bitch showing off her shitty body just because she looks like the bathroom wall of a truck stop to advertise that her daddy didn’t hug her enough growing up, so she trying to fill the void….
Sure she pretty much turned herself into what looks like a notepad after a boring class or meeting, filled with irrelevant doodles and words you would never frame and put on your wall. But since I’ve had my fair share of slummy pussy cuz slummy pussy is usually the easiest pussy to pay to fuck, so I’m used to this kind of mess since slummy pussy always comes with a little more than you really want, whether it’s rashes, smells or ghetto tattoos,…
So here’s Kat Von D showin’ of her beer belly and ugly tats you probably like cuz you have no taste.
When your dad is a pro football player who has video games named after him…scoring pussy is pretty fucking easy…but apparently not easy enough because both these motherfuckers are targeting the same girl in some kind of situation that can only end up being awkward at best…I mean sure you both have the same genetics…you both took baths together as kids…but there’s something weird about being hard together while mounting some groupie opportunist slut. I know a couple sets of brothers who used to constantly go for the tag team cuz apparently when you’re related it’s not gay but it is convenient and I never got it, I guess I’m just prude when it comes to mixing sex and family, unless we’re talking about sisters getting down with each other, obviously…
I could be wrong about the girl in the picture, I’m thinking there’s just as good a chance she’s their stepmother as there is a chance that it’s groupie pussy trying to be seductive…
I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.
Acting is funny. It’s like this is all made up. Bitch is sitting in a room talking to a woman and acting all hysterical. This is the kind of thing that gets you arrested if you do this kind of shit in the mall or at the drugstore or pretty much anywhere, but in Gabourey Sidibe’s defense, they showed her a bucket of chicken, two big macs and some chilli fries before this audition and said “read the fucking lines or you’ll never get to eat again” and hysterics, tears and bullshit ensued. Sure she’s an easy target…but don’t blame me for that…blame her pant size…if they even make pants in her size.
On a sidenote she got cast on a TV show, but unfortunately for her it wasn’t celebrity fit club….if she doesn’t do something she is gonna die…but then again I’ve been force feeding my wife for a decade hoping her obesity would make her die but all it’s done is made her more annoying, harder to deal with and more disgusting now that I have to wipe her ass 4 times a day.
On an influenced by the trash in Precious note…here’s an inspiring story about teenage lust and love…
I would rather not be spending my time writing about low level barely celebrities who will never actually be celebrities, especially when they are on the beach, mainly because I want to be on the fucking beach. I don’t want to be famous and I’m really not talented or capable of even being a low level reality star, since I’m only good at drinking, socially awkward and uncomfortable waking up and doing things, but I wouldn’t mind having a little bit of their money for being the useless fuck that I am, so that I could just do absolutely nothing but walk around in the sun and stare at my tits all day…that’s not to say I am jealous of Whitney Port and her shitty body or flat ass, it’s just to reaffirm that I’m a fucking loser who writes about people like Whitney Port who most people don’t even know and her shitty body and flat ass in a bikini, like she’s some more important than any of us, when really she’s a fucking nothing.
I guess that just makes me part of the fucking problem, but I’m in too deep now and too lazy to step it and do something substantial, but I just want you to know that I know there’s so much more to life that this trash the media already shoves down our throats, but I’ll just post the pics anyway….
The biggest mistake John Mayer could have made was telling the public that Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm in bed. Shit was Oprah and all over the media and brought over-night attention to Jessica Simpson. The dude from Hurt Locker wante to get into her Hurting “ovaries that wants to get their egg fertilized so that she will have a family and be as happy as her little sister who shouldn’t have had babies before her and the fact that she hasn’t been able to keep a man makes her feel like a bigger loser than she is, while giving her something new to love and care or even though she’s not very good at taking care of things proven in her dogs abduction and killed by coyotes because she is a bad mother and not good a lookin’ after things…Locker…and Ryan Philippe who will probably like these pictures since he has a history of fat bitches…
Either way, she’s boxy, she’s thick, I’d still love to suck her used tampons, but I have no standards and you’re in hollywood bitch, step up your fucking game and drop the texan BBQ.
I spoke too soon…it looks lik Jessica Simpson’s replaced her dog, because when you’re a bad dog mother you don’t get arrested like when you’re a bad real mother, and they let you get as many dogs as you want, no forced sterilization here…and for those of you who don’t care about her neediness, you can look at her tits
I love the fabric of the dress Monster Kardashian is wearing. I’ve been seeing it a lot on girls in bars, on the street and pretty much everywhere and it’s some kind of fake leather-lookin’ shit that for some reason gives girls hard nipples.
I don’t know what it is about this fabric that makes nipples hard, but it must be magic or at least created by some kind of pervert…..because even Monster Kardashian, a creature who must have a huge set of testicles, the fabric still fuck makes the motherfucker’s nipples hard.
And since I love nipples, this post is more to encourage more girls to wear this kind of shirt, like actual girls and not ones who look like they belong in gay porn, and not to celebrate Khloe Kardashian…I just want to make that clear…because there is nothing worth celebrating when it comes to Khloe Kardashian…except maybe when the someone shoots her when she tries to attack them at their campground or some shit…in a mount that paw and turn it into an end table kind of way…
People seem to care so much about these earthquakes predicting the end of the world that hit Haiti and Chile, but they don’t seem to care so much about Michael J. Fox, even though everyday feels like an earthquake to him…so maybe we need a Tsunami warning, cuz even I know earthquakes in water cause Tsunamis….
Except maybe today, because here he is in picture of Michael J. Fox following his wife of 30 years on the beach living large, showing the paparazzi that he’s still got it, but showin’ off his magic fingers, thanks to Parkinsons making him a human vibrator, behind her back, letting us know he’s still got it, without her even knowing he’s showin’ off his pussy….
If anything, I’m pretty sure he called the paparazzi, to just show off, clear things up for his disease, cuz like all disabled people, the public starts treating you differently, and forget that you can get good pussy, even if it married you before you were disabled and feels trapped and like it has to stay with you to not look like an evil person, but like my friend in a wheel chair, Michael J. Fox is all about milking the pussy he gets and making it clear that not everyone suffering from the shit is 90 years old in a home, but can be in their 40s with pretty solid bodied 40 year old pussy he just needs to stand next to to make her cum. He’s like riding the fucking washing machine…
That said, part of me loves one-piece bathing suits, not because they remind me of little kids at swim class, but because sometimes they hide the stretch marks and unappealing shit a bikini doesn’t hide and I’ve got a serious love for anything that can touch pussy, tits and ass at the same time, even if it is just a piece of clothing.
I don’t like Amber Rose. I don’t find anything interesting about her and I hate the way she dresses like she’s some kind of robot from the future. I find it fucking annoying, but I do like tits, so I guess Kanye’s theory that no one will catch onto his homosexuality, or the fact that he just likes Amber Rose to shop with and talk about boys with, and not to titty fuck her or get her pregnant, as long as she shows off her tits and ass and keeps up her moderate sex appeal while staying moderately masculine with a shaved head to make his idiot fans jealous enough to ignore the truth while allowing him to keep up the lie by not throwing up when he rubs her hand in her hair because this way he can pretend she’s a dude when he closes his eyes to kiss her for the media….
People with money and success always do this keeping up appearances shit because rappers aren’t liked as much when they suck dick or get fucked up the ass by white men (because he’s racist) to get off and I blame it all on him being raised without a daddy…
Broken homes make for broken rectum thanks to all the white men he lets inside him behind closed doors, but in front of closed doors, it’s this tryin’ hard to be a “sex robot” to disract you from the wad of cum dripping off his chin…
Here are a few better pictures of her sloppy fat ass that you’ve been tricked into thinking is hot…..
I’ve spent the majority of the day mourning the death of Corey Haim. He was a real success in terms of showing the world how much Hollywood can rape your soul and lead you to serious addiction that leads you to blowing all your money and ending up in a one room apartment in Montreal rolling cigarettes out of butts you find, or convincing some of your new friends to buy you a slushie/slurpie because you haven’t eaten in 4 days, and byt mourning his death I mean negotiating with various people to get / trade nude pics of local girls, like bartenders and party girls from the neighborhood….it wasn’t a success…because despite knowing all girls are whores with nude pictures, I haven’t mastered the art of getting them to share those pics with me….I have no game but I do have stepLINKS and here they are….
Whitney Port’s in a Bikini – I Guess Her Useless Body Has Found a Purpose GO
Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole playing a gay sailer on a gay cruise in some strategic see-through shirt that doubles as underwear for people on a budget who can only afford a shirt or a pair of panties but not both, but that makes seeing her trashy tits impossible.
Luckily, we can see her shitty prison tattoos and I really like the music note on the shit, it’s a nice touch, you know, almost making this performance believable, and the rose, my god the rose, is this chick serious..I couldn’t even write this shit in a stage performance I’ve been working on, where I channel a teenage runaway with a dream of being a singer who ends up a stripper 40 years after life wronged her, because a tattoo like this would just be too fucking obvious….
These pics coulda been better but they are good enough….
