Today’s Gospel is : “Spam can turn you on, so stop blocking your Spam”

This is Why

Sperm is today’s word….

Japanese Sperm

Sperm Bank

Lovely Couple

Man With A Can

Appetizers

From the beautiful people at Get Waisted

Check it out for yourself if you don’t believe that a HIGH PROFILE blog would write a blurb on the drunken stepfather….

Jesus Martinez – The Fresh Maker
Jesus Martinez is a ex-mexican national who escaped mexico to work in the booming california service industry. After living a life of oppression in the mexican mainland, Jesus moved to california to clean toilets for tech millionaires in Palo Alto, Ca. Bored with the lameness of where he lived and an exhorbitant blue collar salary, Jesus developed a drinking problem. He met a mexican women who had 3 children, Alejandro, Manuel & Rodrigo. He married her and became…DrunkenStepfather. From the confines of house arrest, Jesus works day and night on his Blog to bring us celebrity gossip and insightful commentary on life as a railroad man. He is the bringer of all that is dirrty…kinda like an internet mudflap!

I sent this link around the office about 2-3 months ago…
It’s before and after shots of vaginal reduction surgery
I have always been a fan of the coinslot
I have always been intimidated by the floppy ones, the beefy ones..
does that make me gay – or does that make me a pedophile?
I have be battling this for many years…

These links were on Fleshbot
And brought back memories of the day my co-workers knew i was a pervert

Pics 1 of vaginalplasty

Pics 2 of labiaplasty

I couldn’t tell you the difference between operations and I don’t care all that much…as i get older I realize that any poon is good poon…

And I want to eat your babies:

Picture:

Sheryl Crow is dating a biker
Not a cool drug dealing kind of biker who fucks hookers..

A fruity biker in fruity bicycle shorts biker.
The biker is Lance Armstrong
Lance is good and wins a lot
Lance has one testicle

Picture Here

Lance and Sheryl make fuck
Sheryl plays with his one testicle, I know, because I get invited to watch sometimes.
I want to know if he has a prosthesis
They do exist
Perv

This is a weird story I found on WTFPeople.com

Girl Gets her boyfriends to kill her mother because her mother calls her fat or something like that….

Story Here

Police Report Here

The girl’s blog here

She shops at Hot Topic, She listen s to Incubus, She eat’s at Denny’s. She would have been better off killing herself….

Oh more reason as to why she should kill herself:

“Afterward though I went to Betsy’s and played Dongeons and Dragons until 3:30am which totally kicked ass. I have a new character who has awesome stats, though I had to be a wizard which kinda sucks. It’s funny becaus she’s really petite, like 5ft and weights 96 pounds and has a sweet and innocent voice, but has a lot of piercings”

I find people who kill other people really creepy, I guess that is a given… but I don’t understand it and it really bothers me a lot…

That’s all I have to say on that.

Georgie Parker is a celebrity – so I have been told by IMDB.com. I have never heard of her, but I don’t really pay much attention to the celebrity scene unless they are naked somewhere….

Georgie (a man’s name) launched a Sleepwear line… also known as Pajamas.

I still have no idea who this woman is …

But here is a picture of her:

Georgie Parker is in the middle and she scares me I would make a tranny joke, but trannies are cliche.

Some Fat Dude from Harry Potter for the record I have never heard of this guy either, and I have never seen the harry potter movies. Guess what, I haven’t seen lord of the rings either.

Cunts

Weird

Larry the Astronaut

Larry the Communist

Larry the Beard with the Leather Tie

Larry the Pimp

Larry the Graduate:

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
we had twins

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
can you handle it

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
asshole

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
or should i say – can your asshole handle it you sick fuck

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
or should i say a sick fuck involves a hand and your asshole…

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
Poppers make the heart grow fonder

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
how abou8t matza fry i like matza fry

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
is that the pancake shit, it’s got nothing on placenta

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
my mom used to make me eat placenta, every time she had another kid, we were poor, and the government gave us more money the more kids she had. I was the oldest of 14… She would make it for dinner. I guess that means I ate 13 placentas growing up. We couldn’t afford milk, since she was always preggers, she would just make us all drink breast milk….maybe that is why I am the way I am…

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
thats it!’

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
i love that shit

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
i love it too

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
knock me up, fatherfucker.

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
when we hook up… you can make that for me for breakfast after i show you a good time

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
I am getting you pregnant in january – just deciding on what position i want

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
we will call you The Chick With Aucular Herpes

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. hello. i am addicted to drunkenstepfather. says:
i like knee breeches

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
you can be on your knees…

Lil Jon was a loser in high school
He also didn’t look human
Now all the girls love him
Because you are all a bunch of gold diggers
and love celebrity cock.

ok… maybe not all of you….

Lil Jon getting crunked

I have never been to a wedding. Rumor is the bride’s maids get all jealous and shit.
There is only one cure to jealously… show that bride how much better you are than her…
Let everyone know that married life suck and prove it by having a gangbang on her wedding night

YOU are slutty bridesmaid.

But replace the word Jesus with Website – This is my new feature that will feature a new personal website
It is always fun coming across a stranger’s site, reading their bios, and their resumes, checking out their pictures…you know that everyone has a website, so here it is:

You may remember Archie from his dad’s memorial picture… but there is much more to Archie than a dead father.

Check it out here

Here is an exerpt from his short story, it was actually his only published story….

“All I need is a quiet, relaxing week-end. Wish I’d invited Jane up. We could have had some fun together, finally get to know each other better.” Wes glanced at himself in the mirror as he talked. “You’re not bad for 44. Single, well, in a month or so anyway, intelligent, and wealthy. What more would a woman want? These modern women want fun and money with no strings. Maybe I’ll give Jane a call tomorrow morning. We’ll make it a long week-end. After all, I am the boss.”

GOOD ONE ARCHIE, I am shocked you don’t have more published work with such strong hooks!

This new feature is a results page to a random search in google images:

Today’s word – Dad

I was going through the dad pages and here is a memorial for a dead dad….a trucker dad…it is sad.