She was in the hospital for exhaustion
I originally thought it was for a drug overdose
Now GoodPlasticSurgery.com is saying it’s for a breast reduction.
I don’t know – I will ask her tomorrow at the NYE party.
She told me she would give me a blowjob in the bathroom while doing blow.
I have been chatting with her for 9 months on friendster.
Everyone tells me it’s not the real LiLo, but I know it is…
The internet wouldn’t lie to me.
The link to lindsay lohan’s good plastic surgery/ breast reduction
Paris was born with a penis. We know this because of her huge feet and small breasts. She has joined a support group for trannies.
This support group helps her deal with her life post op, and gives her the opportunity to help people who aren’t as advanced in the sex change as she is.. she is a mentor..a socialite tranny mentor. It’s easy to get a sex change when your rich. I know plenty of men – who want to be woman – but it isn’t covered by healthcare….
I always knew that despite what girls say, they love the meat. I know some girls get molested/sexually abused/raped or mistreated by men, and turn lesbian, but deep down they still love the meat. I think all men out there should treat their women like queens and buy them a fucking hamburger. Who cares if they get fat, you can always fuck a whore, have an affair, or dump the bitch, but at least you didn’t beat her or touch her inappropriately.
You go to the male strippers
You get drunk
You get pulled up on stage
and you suck cock for a room filled with drunken women.
Your parents would be proud.
I was surfing the internet for some classic lingerie. The kind of stuff my gandmother used to wear around the house and to social events. I have memories of being around many women all dressed in girdles, getting their hair done and talking about their husband’s little penis and their gardeners hard body.
Ok
That whole story was a lie. I am poor and from Mexico…
Mexicans don’t have gardeners, we are gardeners….
Check out the site here - and go back tomorrow because they are launching their new girl of the month feature. Buy some product, it still smells like pussy of the 30′s, you sick fuck.
The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.
I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.
It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.
In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…
Now if you are a fan of the site, and if you have been reading us for a while, you will remember that I am a mexican, sent to texas, ended up in Quebec, married to a French Canadian, with 2 slutty daughters, who always cock tease me…. I deal with it – with the help of alcohol.
I still have memories of mexico as a boy, and texas as a teenager. So in honour of my random roots, I want to introduce you to a new feature called – the Texan of the Day.
This is a random site that I came across that has all kinds of butt looking related content. I think the most relevant one for you is the celebrity butt cleavage gallery. I remember when butt cleavage was the big thing a couple of years ago, I never fully understood this. Being an obese man, I always have trouble making sure my butt Is covered, everytime I bend over to pick something up, or reach for something, the world around me are forced to witness my butt cleavage. I have never heard any compliments, and I sure as hell never had an online gallery devoted to my butt.
To date, the only people who love my butt are my stepdaughters, they always ask if they can spank me. I have no problem dropping my pants for them, but their mother can never find out.
I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.
Lennie Briscoe from Law and Order is DEAD (cancer)!!! I have nothing else to say as I am in shock. I’ll miss you old man.
ยท Actor Jerry Orbach died Tuesday at age 69 of prostate cancer. Orbach spent years on the New York stage as a song man in hit musicals, but he was perhaps best known for his role as acerbic New York homicide detective Lennie Briscoe in the long-running hit series Law and Order. via npr
Fan site Who knew tough Jerry (lenny) had a fan site)
She is naked in all kinds of random places and she shares her panties with her other naked internet friends. Here is a picture of Kate in pain/discomfort from a major yeast infection. She gets them chronically. I know, because she is in Canada, and so am I.
Jennifer Tilly is a total Twat. I don’t even know what she is in, but I can imagine nothing very good considering I don’t know who she is, and I worked in a video store for over 5 years. I was even the manager, until I got fired for stealing ….
Paris and Lohan got into a screaming match over a VIP booth at some trendy club a little while back. In the end Lindsay got up and gave Paris the booth…I wonder if Paris threatned her coke supply. Other highlights of the night included Ashlee Simpson being “accidentally” bumped by men and Paris crawling on the floor.
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New brat pack pals Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton erupted in a screaming match over seating at a hot Hollywood party Dec. 15. The glittering girls, who happily dined with Ashlee Simpson just two nights before, were not even speaking when they arrived separately for dinner at restaurant Sushi Roku in Hollywood. By the time they got to club promoter Brent Bolthouse’s birthday bash at trendy club Concorde, their claws were out.
PARIS WINS
Star People’s eyewitness spotted Lohan and her entourage strolling into Concorde at 11 p.m. and settling into one of the four VIP booths. But when 23-yearold Paris Hilton arrived at 11:30, the heiress marched straight to Lohan, 18, and demanded, “Get out of our table!” Although Lindsay suggested Paris and her posse sit at other open spots, the duo soon began screaming into each other’s faces. Concorde’s managers finally separated the two — with Lindsay eventually moving across the club and Paris claiming the disputed booth.
AIR KISSING
Surrounded by fellow brat packers Ashlee Simpson, Fred Durst, Nicole Richie, Kirsten Dunst, Leelee Sobieski, Chad Muska and Bijou Phillips, Paris further drew stares when she butted into conversations and crawled on the floor searching for her lost cell phone. Across the room, Nicole blew air kisses at good friend Kirsten Dunst, while Ashlee Simpson smiled as she was “accidentally” bumped by men on the dance floor. When a techno remix of “California Dreamin’” played, Ashlee sung at full blast while wild Bijou Phillips –who’s parents were in The Mamas and The Papas — stood on a table shrieking, “These are my parents!”
