I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt Valentine’s Day
If I wasn’t impotent and if I could have kids, I would never give them stupid names like “Rain, Sunshine or Love”. If I was a celebrity, I would never leave my house without make-up. Jennifer human is a victim of both of these things that I wouldn’t have anything to do with…however, if I was Jennifer Love Hewitt, I would be excited about Valentines Day too. With a name like Love, you have an insane amount of responsibility to show the love on the holiest of holy days of love.
Today is Valentine’s Day, tell your wife, girlfriend, mother, girl you are stalking or your hand that you love them. Because you don’t have a choice.
Happy Fucking valentine’s Day, More Love Hewitt Pics after the Jump.
