She’s not hot, no one ever said she was. She is rocking a hospital gown, and bitch has nipples, like most women do. Breastfeeding your child is important and Dunst came prepared…that’s just how she’s livin’….motherfuckers
Alone, on the ferry, something we can all relate too. Maybe there is no ferry in your welfare town, and maybe you have all the friends in the world, but at times, I know that you feel like you are the only person who understands. I know that in my life, I always looked for acceptance and support with the wrong kind of women, the ones who charge by the hour, but reasonably, not the $200 escorts. Who the fuck do you think I am??? I can’t afford that shit….I am talking a girl who’s happy with some rock, a shower, and some amazing head. I know you’re thinking that eating out a whore is gross, but seriously…it’s got mad flavor.
I have been invited to a few important functions in the upcoming months. I have been doing a little research as to what type of shitty gift I can bring that is both affordable and as tacky as I am. This is what I found. The way I see it is that people who get shitty gifts should not complain, because I grew up with nothing. Christmas morning, was like any other day, my mom was working a John in the corner of the room while my brothers and I played with mud, and my dirty uncle jerked off…..assholes.
The Spirited White Tiger
The spirited white tiger watches and waits for his quarry on a snow covered ledge.7 1/4″ x 4″ x 5 3/4″ high.
Pam Anderson is old and washed up. You probably want to fuck her, because she brings back memories of saturday nights watching Baywatch. I know that show brought you many prepubescent orgasms, so your dream to bag this chick is still alive inside you. You look at your fat wife, who you work all day to support, and you think to yourself “Fuck, I wish she was Pam”. Here are some pics of Pam wrapped up like leftovers, something ironically so close to the truth that I just downloaded that Alanis song…..
Having a huge dick is a serious problem. Not only do you have to face your jealous friends, scare potential lovers who can’t take all of you up in them, and choke innocents women and children with gag reflexes, but you also can’t take a fucking leak in peace. Good thing there is an online community for all you large penised motherfucker to congregate and discuss these issues, along with how you plan to take over the world, one big dick at a time.
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I don’t know if this is the right spot for this post but, anyway.
I ‘m not a very tall guy (5’9) and soft I hang at 5.5 to 6 inches. So, when I ‘m in the mens room if there isn’t a short urinal I get splashback (Damn it x( ). I wonder if this is a common problem and what techniques any of you may use to avoid this. And, if this is a common problem then why in the hell are there so many restrooms that are built like every man is tall with a short dick ! :wow:
I may not be deaf, but I know all about it. After the prison days, I was put into some pretty fucking annoying community service programs. One of them was washing deaf people. I am not sure why they would have a convict rubbing down these dirty little deaf people, but they did, and I lived to tell about it. After that experience I realized that deaf people have needs too, I mean I fucked 5 of them, and they were pretty good. I guess the only really issue I had was the squawking noises they made when they would cum. Who am I kidding, I lack all skills needed to make a woman cum. I know…who said I was fucking women…. but sorry to break it to you, but that’s just how I roll….
I consider myself to be an exceptionally well endowed man. I guess you will never know if I am telling the truth or not, because you will never see me, but for the sake of this post, believe it. I like to look sexy whenever I can, so finding a bathing suit site that had micro bikini bottoms for men was just what I needed. My favorite is the sheer fabric, because it’s like wearing nothing at all, and I love showing off my beautiful cock. If you are liking this post more than you should…you’re a homo.
Who cares if she is pregnant, she still disgusts me, and if you think about it she should be knocked up by now. She is white trash and trash is usually reproducing by the time they are 14, they call it period year. Good work spreading your legs Brit, I am sure you were okay before the cheetos made you a slob.
These doll people are crazy, they fuck the shit out of their sex dolls, they fucking bite off their slutty nipples, and after the heat of the moment they say to themselves “shit…why did I rip off her tit”. The answer to that question is simple. You are a freak, and ripping the tits off your doll is the least of your worries….
I need to repaint the nipple area of my doll. The entire area is starting to peel. Can someone provide a concise method of doing this? I’m only interested in painting or somehow repairing the original factory work, no casting, etc.
You have small balls. You don’t know what you should do to fix the ailment. You want to rock out with the biggest fucking bulge, but you can’t because your testicles haven’t dropped. This is where the ball stretcher comes into play. It’s not going to give you bigger balls, but it will let the little balls you have hang down to your motherfucking knee. Rumor has it that that’s what the bitches are into…
Weights for Ball Stretcher
These ball stretcher/weights provide sensual feel, exotic looks, erotic bondage possibilities and are also for gradually stretching the scrotum. Whatever your desire concerning this toy, this chrome-plated brass stretcher is unusually high in quality and is an advanced design with the following special features and advantages:
Unlike some metal ball stretchers, this one separates so it can be closed around the balls, instead of having to pull the balls through the opening. This allows the stretcher opening to be smaller, which in turn allows the ball stretching ring to be thicker (and heavier).
The smaller opening also means that most men will not be able to remove the stretcher without opening it. And it is much less likely to ‘pop’ off.
The stretcher is opened and closed using bolts which can only be screwed/unscrewed with an included standard-sized allen wrench. If the wearer doesn’t have an allen wrench, the ring is effectively locked on.
Both stretching and bondage possibilities are enhanced by the optional addition of two eyebolts (included), one on either side of the stretcher. The bolts can be used to attach weights, cuffs, ropes, locks, etc. (But remember to be gentle with the balls when exploring the possibilities.)
Is designed to be used with the optional ball crusher attachment below.
I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it’s about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like “why post Paris, she’s so played out” and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she’s been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch.
Dude, we are all gonna die, whether you want to admit it or not. It’s the way life works, and when you do die, you should be burried in style. When researching a casket to get burried in, I came across Art Caskets. These motherfucker’s got it going on, with decorated exteriors and full color images that reflect the life of the deceased. I know mine would consist of nip slips, sex toys, liquor and pre-teen girls on trampolines…This is probably the classiest way to go down…and I am not talking about mouth to pussy going down, pervert.
This has to be one of the best movies ever made. Think about it, girls in school uniforms fighting crime. It’s like a wet dream, only a little less wet.
Synopsis:
Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission – to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.
This is the t-shirt of the day. I chose it because it has a naked woman on it. In case you haven’t noticed, I like shirts with naked ladies on them. The butterflies make it pretty gay, but I remember being a little boy chasing after butterflies, running through the tall grass with nothing but a net and smiles, lots of smiles,so many smiles… wait a minute, that wasn’t my childhood, that was a commercial for laundry detergent…My childhood was spent being beaten, mistreated, and sexually abused. Thanks for the memories you stupid fucking t-shirt.
I have been invited to a few important functions in the upcoming months. I have been doing a little research as to what type of shitty gift I can bring that is both affordable and as tacky as I am. This is what I found. The way I see it is that people who get shitty gifts should not complain, because I grew up with nothing. Christmas morning, was like any other day, my mom was working a John in the corner of the room while my brothers and I played with mud, and my dirty uncle jerked off…..assholes.
Having a huge dick is a serious problem. Not only do you have to face your jealous friends, scare potential lovers who can’t take all of you up in them, and choke innocents women and children with gag reflexes, but you also can’t take a fucking leak in peace. Good thing there is an online community for all you large penised motherfucker to congregate and discuss these issues, along with how you plan to take over the world, one big dick at a time.
I may not be deaf, but I know all about it. After the prison days, I was put into some pretty fucking annoying community service programs. One of them was washing deaf people. I am not sure why they would have a convict rubbing down these dirty little deaf people, but they did, and I lived to tell about it. After that experience I realized that deaf people have needs too, I mean I fucked 5 of them, and they were pretty good. I guess the only really issue I had was the squawking noises they made when they would cum. Who am I kidding, I lack all skills needed to make a woman cum. I know…who said I was fucking women…. but sorry to break it to you, but that’s just how I roll….
These doll people are crazy, they fuck the shit out of their sex dolls, they fucking bite off their slutty nipples, and after the heat of the moment they say to themselves “shit…why did I rip off her tit”. The answer to that question is simple. You are a freak, and ripping the tits off your doll is the least of your worries….
