Dear minxy,
my mom is sleeping with my boyfriend, how do i get it to stop?
she keeps telling me about everything that he did to her the next morning when we are all eating breakfast. she tells me that it is a familly tradition, but i am skeptical.
what do YOU think?

Natasha from Montreal

Dear Natasha in Montreal,
your boyfriend is a fucking perv/pimp. what does your mother look like, and would she like to chill with mine? my mom likes champagne, expensive cigars, fur, massochism and generally seducing old, rich men. somehow i think that your mother and my mother would get along famously.
back to your question:
dump your boyfriend unless you want to have a threesome with your mother, and find yourself a man who is with you for your pussy, not your mommas. if he likes you for that thing they call “personality” then that might be good, but i dont know how successfull the sex will be. if all else fails, i know that Montreal has a gander of sex shops, and you can always find yourself a nice fuck there, or at least a fist sized dildo to fuck yourself.
happy fingering!

MINX

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