I am – T-shirt of the Day
This T-shirt reminds me of Highschool back in Texas, I tried starting a virgin sex cult. It was an amazing concept, I promised the girls a way out of their abusive homes, all they had to do was let me pop their cherries. It really didn’t work out for me. The only person who joined was the 20 year old retarded chick with acne, braces and a lazy eye. I was 14, so I totally fucked the shit out of her anyway, but now, over 20 years later, I still remember the smell…
