I have been invited to a few important functions in the upcoming months. I have been doing a little research as to what type of shitty gift I can bring that is both affordable and as tacky as I am. This is what I found. The way I see it is that people who get shitty gifts should not complain, because I grew up with nothing. Christmas morning, was like any other day, my mom was working a John in the corner of the room while my brothers and I played with mud, and my dirty uncle jerked off…..assholes.

The Spirited White Tiger
The spirited white tiger watches and waits for his quarry on a snow covered ledge.7 1/4″ x 4″ x 5 3/4″ high.

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