Celebrities don’t know how to keep their fucking shirts on it’s crazy. You would think with all their money and fame they would have a certain awareness that they are wearing a potentially dangerous outfit, one that could mean the nation sees your motherfucking nipple and knows exactly what proportion it is to your little breast. This could be very damaging if you don’t have amazing tits, and very rewarding if you have the perfect placement and proportion, the point of this post is to say, girls why the fuck aren’t you all showing nipples in everyday life. Bras are a thing of the past, only middle-aged women rock that shit, sheer shirts and thin fabrics are sexy and trust me, guys will be happy looking at your chest, your nipple contrast, size and placement, you may even find yourself some cock for a change.

Celebrities don’t read this – but keep up they need to keep up the nip slips, even though I don’t know why they don’t just wear a fucking turtleneck….I guess no one pays attention to the bitch in a turtleneck. Not being in the public eye could ruin someone it could mean losing that next big role. It’s cool though, my site depends on your nipples.

WORD

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