It’s unfortunate, Christina Aguilera is engaged, which means that for all you fucking losers, you will never be able to pretend that you have a chance, based on these pictures I wouldn’t be so quick to think that though. This bitch obviously has low self esteem cuz her boyfriend doesn’t look human. He has more flaws than most ugly people, he looks like a fucking primate. I know most of you aren’t winning your local beauty pageants, and I know you don’t have the kind of money this cat has, even his shoes are made of platinum, but I still think you have a chance, and so does your mother. We are the only 2 people who see your inner beauty, but at least your mom gets her asshole eaten out for it…what the fuck have you done for me lately, momma’s boy.

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