The funny thing about being a Teenage Drama Queen is that you have no choice but to be dramatic and self-hating. I love how every bitch out there thinks that their life is so important and that people actually care about your bullshit problems. So you have a “broken home”, sad fucking story, you also made 45,000,000 dollars last year, and I am not suggesting that money makes you happy, but it should give you enough means to get therapy and meds to shut the fuck up. If everyone had the self-righteous means to produce movies and music about their pathetic problems, the world would be a miserable place. No one cares whether your dad ever loved you, now let’s revert back to the ’50s where problems are kept locked up in closets, cuz this personal shit gets tiring, we all have our fucking issues, you don’t see me singing about hating my wife and living with impotence. A better solution for you Lohan is suicide.

Whatever.

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