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I am – Paris’ Costume


Bitch, I have already seen your pussy, I have seen you fuck and it will never get old mentioning the simple fact that you can’t suck dick for shit. I will also say that when I have already seen a bitch suck dick and get fucked by some child molesting pervert, I don’t get too excited when they prance around in a cute little lingerie costume. I won’t look twice at you bitch, I am saving my energy for a slut who I haven’t already seen fucked or sucking dick….you know what I mean? I remember when I used to hang with a stripper at some halfway house. She clearly wasn’t a very successful stripper, otherwise she’d have her own apartment. Anyway, I had seen her dance over and over and over and over again, I knew that pussy better than I knew the english language at the time. When she wasn’t working, she’d prance around in her underwear all the time and it did nothing for me – I had seen that shit a million times, but when the single battered mom who also lived in the halfway house with us would bend over to pick something up, and I’d see her underwear sticking out of her pants, I’d get an instant hard-on. That’s my story and that is why Paris in a snowsuit would probably turn me on a little more than this cliche halloween bullshit. Paris, you are like that halfway house hooker and single battered mother, I may not be able to get hard anymore, but your ass was so fuckin’ hot. If only I remembered your name, I’d 411 your ass.






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