Amy Smart first touched my heart when she played Girl #1 in Seduced by Madness: The Diane Borchardt Story. Yeah that was my lame IMDB joke making reference to how useless this bitch is. She was in Varisty Blues, or Road Trip or Rat Race and other useless movie, that get you thinking, things like “Why the fuck am I sitting here, and more importantly who the fuck approved this shit” and “Is this what life is all about, should I just end my life here”. I would like to do a survey to how many suicide victims have been found in front of the TV watching Amy Smart movies, but it’d be hard, cuz they’d be dead, and dead people aren’t able to talk. If you’re wondering why I posted this picture, don’t ask, cuz I don’t fuckin know, other than that bitch looks preggers, and I love pregnant chicks.

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