I am not going to make this complicated. I like university even though I never went. The girls go fucking insane slutting out, cuz they realize they have vaginas or some shit, and the dudes get to live out their highschool fantasies with these experimental slutty bitches. The people at PartySchools.com gave me a DVD to give a way, and since they are doing a good thing bringing these sluts into our homes, cuz some of us are too washed up and poor to see the real thing, I figured I’d help them out. Even though a DVD is a pretty shitty prize, it’s still better than a kick in a face, unless that kick is from some asian hooker with bound feet.

Now for the contest. IF you want to win a copy of the DVD, send in video or pictures of your college parties with bitches slutting out, and the first picture to get my readers hard wins. We’ll do a vote or something. Either way, you get a free DVD so stop your fucking complaining and realize that I hook you up.

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Contest stays up for a week and there are no guarantees I won’t watch the DVD before sending it out to the winner. I am an asshole.

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