She’s a model, and like every good model, she’s all fucked up. I don’t understand the controversy that goes down when a model is outted for being a drug user. The whole point of their lives is to look pretty, make insane money, fuck rockstars and do drugs, with the occassional photoshoot here and there, but who the fuck needs to be sober at a photoshoot – it’s not like you’re a fuckin accountant or some shit. Either way, Penny Lancaster is known for her long British legs, now she can be known for her twisted up thong, the only way I like my thongs. And by like I mean the only kind I know, since all the bitches I get with are usually too drunk to keep anything in order, especially their panties.

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