My street team went out at some hipster event, and thought it would be funny to take a picture of some of the hipsters at the event for the site, because as we all know, hipsters are fucking funny. The joke was that we’d hold up signs next to the hipster without them knowing with relevant lyrics on those signs. They only did one because they forgot to bring paper with them and it was for this guy. He obvioulsy learned how to be gay by watching Party Monster, it’s a movie, it was concluded that he was a product of molestation and molested people are always funny. If you’re wondering why I have a street team, it’s for content, so fuck you. And molested dude in the picture, I just made you famous, bitch.
Steve our local guy on the couch has decided to start something called “StepTV” and I am letting him because I figure he has nothing better to do, and that since this site is a piece of shit, I can afford to post his smut. This is his first video clip, of him in a bank with a homeless guy. No that is not me, it’s some random drunk Steve found, drinking Vodka out of a water bottle and talking insanity at 4:30 in the morning. That’s pretty much the story. I know this is how most of your gay fantasies start, hell,I wouldn’t be surprised if you fuck homeless dudes cuz they are cheap and easy, and usually too mental to tell your wife and girlfriend what you do to them, homo. Just watch StepTV of the day.
I don’t really understand why this Hipster stalker has a trailer, I can only assume he’s making a documentary on his little subculture of trash. The one that consists of girls who look like boys flashing their tits girls gone wild style, while thinking they are too cool for anyone but the DJ, the coke dealer and the guy who works at the hottest vintage store who helpef her pick out her dress……anyway. Hipsters and their Vans shoes, tapered jeans, long unwashed hair, studded belts, drive me fucking crazy. I am 3/4 asleep…so fuck you.
I took this picture for all the faggots who read this site. Now I know 90 percent of the faggots who read this site, won’t admit they are faggots. They will just continue to take faggot showers at the gym and after the “game”. They will continue to take part in drunken faggot gangbangs where they convince themselves they aren’t faggots because their is one pussy in the room, even though they spend their faggot time looking at their buddy’s faggot dick as it gets sucked. Until one day, you decide that only real men fuck each other up the ass, and you’ll still convince yourself you’re straight, all while going on fishing trips and camping with your faggot friends who are a little more comfortable in their faggot skin.
This is a collage of two dudes going at it, and it was found in a Toronto bathroom stall.
The only thing I know about these bitches is that they are all under 18 and on a bed. I also know that Jojo thinks she’s black and fucks “n-bombs”, like Lil’ Bow Wow, while her mom cleans hotel rooms back home and Jojo speaks in “n-bomb”. There isn’t really much to say about 15 year olds in Playboy poses only clothed. Says something really interesting about the person who coordinated this shoot…and that something is that he likes little girls. But seriously who the fuck doesn’t. I guess there’s nothing wrong with getting them on all fours, if they have their pants on. I was always told that the best way to slam a 15 year old is if they are autistic, they won’t tell a soul, and if they do, no one will believe them, but use a jimmy. The last thing you want is an Autistic 15 year old baby momma, unless you’re into that shit…..yeah I know, I suck at life. Fuck you.
Is it gay to jerk off to pics of a 14 year old boy with tits? I felt pretty guilty about things when I landed on these pics and got an instant boner. I am an impotent man, I don’t do boners, but by some kind of miracle, it hit. Then I realized it was pics of Keira Knightley and not Macaulay Culkin and that made my pathetic knob crawl back into its shell like the little sea turtle it smells like.
So my friend Steve, who you may remember from our last pherlure challenge, has been staying with me for the last couple of days. He claims that since we last hung out, he picked up a “friendly” slut, and took her home. He told me that he was so drunk that he just passed out, without giving her a diddle. When he woke up, the bitch had stolen everything in his apartment. Which probably isn’t all that much, considering he’s a dirtbag. Instead of notifying the authorities, he fled to Montreal, knocking on my door at 6am looking like and smelling like kitchen garbage, one of my favorite scents. To make a long story short, he has done nothing but try to go through my stepdaughter’s dirty laundry, looking for the panties and hang out on youtube.com. Here are some of the videos he found.
Hopefully, he will get off my couch soon cuz I can’t afford to feed him, he has already eaten all our lunchables. He’ll probably end up in ditch, dead, from malnutrition.
Everyone loves this bitch. I love her boyfriend. Not because I am gay, but because he swim’s in shirts…anyone who goes to the beach with a custom beach shirt as to not get a sun burn is a fucking hero in my eyes. I don’t give a fuck about this girl….I am all about the shirt and the way her bathing suit’s got frills like a girl in preschool…
This is a music video from a band named “Eagles of Death Metal”. It’s probably the gayest name for a band, but I am down with gay, when it is masked with images of boobs in bikinis. The singer is in a band called “Queens of a Stone Age” and I will not pretend to know who they are, that means if I have never heard of them, they probably are a piece of shit band. Anyway, this clip has girls in bikinis with guns, rocking out, getting sprayed down and they show a little nipple. If I was 12, this would totally get me hard. I am not 12 but happy dealing with images of bikinis. Do you remember when bitches would only rock the one-piece…bikinis were for whores, well now they are for everyone. .I like how violence and sex in the media is influencing bitches to wear bikinis. I am drunk.
Have you ever seen Ladybugs, I know Rodney Dangerfield is in that shit. It’s about some girly boy who knows soccer, who dresses like a girl, joins the girl soccer team. That is where the William’s father came up with the idea to put his boys in the girl tennis league. I am not even gonna touch fergie on this one, not into AIDS today…cuddles.
The only reason I am doing this post is because I think it’s funny. The reason this is funny, for all of you with no sense of humor, is because this women goes down to the beach somewhere for vacation. She’s some mother who works in a bank, lives in the suburb, has two grown up kids, goes to church every sunday, makes dinner for the family every sunday night, has bbq’s in the summer for all the neighbors to come check out, she has a cottage and two dogs that she bought with all the money she saved by buying her clothes at Wal Mart. Anyway, this bitch goes down on vacation, gets a little crazy, takes off her shirt and now she’s on the internet. That is good comedy.
I am not against small tits. In fact, I like small tits better than big tits. Some may think it’s my little boy fetish, which I only have if the little boy’s wearing a one-piece pyjama, you know the ones with that cover the feet. I think I am only into those pyjamas because growing up I never had a pair. My mom weaved some kinda skirt out of twigs and mud that I would sleep in everynight. I always tried to sleep naked but then she’s smack me and start praying to the Santa Maria. Either way, when the Baptists from Texas found me, they said I had ringworm which I got from the twig nightgown my whore mother made me wear. Point of the story is, Ashley Olsen looks like the retard I described fucking in my last post. You like how this post relates to that post, admit it. You fucking cunt.
Basic Instinct is a movie with cooter, that’s like Doctor’s Without Borders, but more vaginal. They have some 45 year old slag, whose career was launched by spreading her legs on the big screen, essentially making her a really bad pornstar, cuz she doesn’t do penetration shots…simulated sex is for faggots who haven’t realized they are faggots. This movie is for 14 year old boys whose mother’s have put a block on their computer so they can’t see what real fucking is all about. Save your plot/story/script for a straight to Movie Store release and show me some double anal penetration. You think I say that to try and be shocking? Double anal exists and I fucking love it, I wasn’t using it to be shocking. I don’t think anything today is all that shocking. I could be posting pics of me fucking a 12 year old boy with downs syndrome, and no one would notice, except maybe the FBI and the orderly at the retard home who has an fetish for this kind of thing, you know who you are, Pervert.
Swedish people are insane, with their Ikea’s, their meatballs, their streetwear, their hot blond big breasted women. Swedish people are insane. I don’t know if this is a real movie or if it’s an internet scam, but I thought it was funny, and so did 100,000 other people who have already seen this. I am not an innovator, but I do remember the last time I asked a girl for a hand job, I did it knowing that I can’t get it up, and she was one of those competitive bitches. She didn’t realize I was impotent, she just thought she was doing something wrong. She kept working it and working it, me laughing her struggling to understand, the whole ordeal ended with my dick all raw. Probably the best handjob of my life.
Funny that celebrities can’t even buy lingerie without people like me taking pics and making them available to the world. It is funny that anyone really cares, cuz I know I don’t really, I just kinda fell into this and feel obligated to keep this up. I get emails all the time stating how I saved people’s lives, and although I have 4 readers a day, I feel a need to give you all that I can.
Now Jennifer Love is probably the most boring celebrity. She’s a good girl who probably isn’t a good good girl, the kind who takes it up the ass and begs to get fucked behind closed doors, she’s more of the girl who wants to play scrabble with you. Anyway her man obviously had enough and made bitch go sexy lingerie shopping. I am sure he thought fuckin’ Love Hewitt would be a lote more thahan it tuned out to be. I love when that happens, sucker.
