Nick Lachey is rumored to be dating some Miss America/Pageant Queen named Lizzie Arnold. I came across these pics of her and all I see are tits and a busted up old leather shoe of a face. I am personally more drawn to the 20 year old who looks 40, than the 40 year old who looks 20 because there’s something exciting about slammin’ someone who’s been living hard and in the gutter This bitch is totally primed and ready for a career as a stripper, just as soon as Lachey loses his lawsuit for patrimony, or whatever the fuck it’s called when a mooch loser runs after his wife for money, and needs his new bitch to earn the coin…..something he’s clearly too homo to do.

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