I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less
I don’t have a vagina, but my penis is pretty vaginal. That means it’s small and floral….but that’s not the reason I am posting. The reason I am posting is because LadyLike, some Australian artist has a vaginas and she was nice enough to send it in along with a collage. I never really understood collage as an artform. It always made me think of shitty punk rock posters from the 80s. I figure no one in their right mind would ever buy one for their home collection so if you’re an artist, why the fuck wouldn’t you do something that makes you money, like stripping. Stripping is a solid profession that a lot of respectable whores make a lot of fucking money doing. Every stripper I have met has been in Med School, Law School or saving up to buy a resort in South America. I have yet to meet a stripper who’s addicted to drugs and money and has 3 kids and an abusive husband at home….that is unless all the Doctor/Lawyer/Resort Owners were lying to me…but they are strippers…they don’t lie…..Either way, here’s LadyLike. I like the religious references, I used to bang a chick who went to Catholic High School, bitch used to shove her mom’s statues of Mary up her cunt, when her mom wasn’t home to prove some kind of anti-jesus point…I was the first guy to slam her on her rag….that’s my story. fuck you.
