Now, I dis Pam Anderson all the time, because I am a real jerk. She’s never done anything mean to me and she doesn’t even know I exist, even though I used to send her fan mail when she was still on Baywatch. Now, I am here, sitting on my high horse (this website, that really only 10 people read and 9 of those 10 people read it cuz they hate it)…thinking to myself that I’ve got to dis this washed up AIDS bitch….and when it comes down to it, I really don’t have the right to. How am I an authority on anything. She’s far more successful than I will ever be, she’s had far more people jerking off to her than I ever have, she’s fucked more people than I ever will, and despite her STDs from not using condoms with dirty people and her disgusting fake tits, bitch has a pretty banging body for a 45 year old. I know I always say that she’s only still around cuz we all used to jerk off to her in the ’90s, when blond pornstar fake bitches was considered hot…but did you ever think that maybe she’s around because she deserves to be around…or maybe it’s cuz it was her make a wish foundation wish for bitches dying of sex related liver disease… I wouldn’t know… I am just some useless fuck livin’ in canada. Cuddles.

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