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Kelly Clarkson’s got a lot of courage. First, she leaves her life working at the local gas station to sing in front of millions of Americans, and winning them over because she was fat like them. Now, Bitch is walking around in a bikini like she hasn’t got the fattest ass on the beach. I know, there’s all kinds of pressure on girls to maintain their bodies so that men wanna fuck them and shit, but Kelly Clarkson seems to have missed that memo. I guess she is the kind of girl who banks on her “fame” and “money” to get a good dicking because this bitch’s body is all wrong…She has the upper body of a 12 year old girl with an eating disorder, and a lower body that used to belong to Reuben Studdard. The black man with the Jewish Deli name….

The Reason She Got in this Mess

Fat People Do Have All The Fun….

BONUS: Realizing it’s time to cover up…

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buntlover

I’d ride that big ole ass any day. Round and lovely.
Mike

Got a spoiler for you: I know a ton of guys who would be on that ass all day and night, myself included. You sound like a catty woman. She’s got some ass and hips, the only people I know who don’t appreciate that are other women.
Dude

Agreed, Mike. A catty woman or a fat ass dude who probably “shook hands with the long arm of the law” while looking at these pics.

Kelly looks fine–most likely better than anything the author has bedded down.
Evan

kelly clarkson is gorgeous, and her body is incredible. i have no idea where the fuck you are getting all of that bullshit. and just because she has a huge amazing ass doesn’t mean she is “fat”. there’s a lot of things i’d give to be with kelly clarkson. shes sexy as fuck. and i agree with the other comments, the author of this sounds like a fat jealous bitch. oh and i think her body looks simply fantastic in that bikini.
Cali

OUCH!!!

im waaaaaaay bigger than her.

and i can get me some dick.

but not yours. cause. youre an ass and you are the reason that girls have eating disorders.
Aaron

What?

I hope kelly doesn’t change for assholes like you. Be you; fuck everyone else.
joe

kelly can get this pipe in nj anyday
Labrio

I don’t know if you are man or woman, but you sure seem to (or pretend to) ignore what men like.
We love to fuck some big ass like Kelly’s.
Sam

So. those dissing Kelly. What have you done with your miserable life? How does your money and popularity compare to hers? Ha ha ha ha ha ha (rolling on the floor) ha ha ha ha.

I am – Kelly Clarkson’s Hot Dog