So girls with big tits have an issue and that issue is keeping them perky as the girls age. Jessica’s probably 25 or 30 by now and that is the age that a woman’s body starts fallin’ apart. I don’t want to be the prick who always talks shit about hot girls, because people don’t seem to be too responsive to me comparing people like Johansson to fat strippers, they think it’s a cry for attention…which it isn’t, so I am just gonna leave it at this…big tits and age means nipples aimin to the ground and that is as hot as my year in prison. So no matter how hot a bitch is, that’s just the way things end up.

Nick was probably smart to get out when he had the chance, is all i am saying….I remember when I used to date a girl with these massive tits. All I was thinking was that I should marry her to make love to those tits every day, I could use them as pillows and drink holders and I could knock a bitch up and make the motherfuckers even bigger but then one day, I panicked. I knew these perfect tits would get sloppy. Shit happens. Right Jessica?

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