This bitch was the model for the videogame Tomb Raider, she’s the body they based Lara Croft on before Angelina played her in the movie. She was fired from the Tomb Raider job because she posed for Playboy. Naked is a pretty hot reason to get fired for any job, except when it is for Playboy, because they fuckin’ suck. Anyway, 7 years later, she’s knocked up like the loser girl in your highschool that no one noticed until word got around that she was pregnant, then everyone wanted a piece because we knew she put out, would let you raw dog her cuz you couldn’t knock her up since she already was carrying and her tits got huge. I remember when my eldest stepdaughter got knocked up, we put the baby up for adoption so if you are reading this little Marty, your drunken stepfather misses you, but that’s not the point, the point is that her tits got all full of milk, and that saved the family lots of money on dairy products, we would make our own. I think we had her tapped like a cow in a dairy for for about a year, before her school social worker told us we had to stop farming our children, and ended our experiment. Thanks Mrs Clancy..hope you’re happy now that my wife’s got Calcium deficency, you cunt.

Now look at the motherfucking pics.

Bonus:
To see some hot non-pregnant pics of this slag click on this link

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