This is the sixth person I have contacted as part of my Lohan Stalking project. Not one of them has emailed me back. I can only assume they are uncomfortable with this whole thing. I guess that’s what makes it so funny to me. Today, I contacted DJ AM, Nicole Richie’s boyfriend and owner of a club Lohan frequents called LAX. I tried to sound serious thinking it would get me a some love. It didn’t. Here is Lohan Stalker Post of the day. Cuddles.

Dear Adam Goldstein aka DJ AM,

I am sending this message in regards to an ongoing project I have undertaken at DrunkenStepfather.com, and that venture is to stalk Lohan.

I am a lazy man so my stalking involves emailing people who may or may not have had contact with Lohan. In hopes that she finds out about the site, calls the police and has me arrested, so that we meet while she is testifying in court against me, because that is humor to me.

I wanted to ask you if you could give me one of the glasses she drank out of in your club. It would go into my Lohan box, unfortunately not in Lohan’s Box. If that doesn’t work for you, could you give me her email address, or an email address to someone close to her, maybe her drug dealer seeing as he probably sees a lot of her. I know you are in the club business and that it could be damaging if you out your patrons as crackwhores, but it’s all for a bigger cause…and that cause is my stalking post.

Let me know if you can help.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Lohan Has Lunch:

Lohan Shops:

Previously on DrunkenStepfather:

Lohan Stalker Post 5
Lohan Stalker Post 4
Lohan Stalker Post 3
Lohan Stalker Post 2
Lohan Stalker Post 1

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