Oprah just said that she brought Anderson Cooper’s book in the bathroom to read a couple pages but was so compelled that she sat on the toilet, hovering over her expensive shit for hours until she finished the book, or some shit. I stopped listening to what she was saying after thinking about her taking a shit and I have decided that talking about shitting on national television is pretty fucking gross, but not as gross as the buying a pair of panties for Michael Bolton to take off. Here is Nicolette Sheridan buying a pair of panties for Michael Bolon to take off, because they are a couple.

Bonus Action Shots: Kate Moss Running Out of Agent Provocateur (Lingerie Store)

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