I wrote a post on Liz Hurley in Cannes a couple of days ago, but the problem with not being a virgin is that I missed the nipple in the pics. I know I should always zoom in and look around at a celebrity pic to call out their flaws, but I got better things to do with my time, like sleep for example. I don’t understand people who are really into High Res pics, it creeps me out because it means motherfucker wants to zoom in and look around her face and body and shit. I constantly get emails bitching me out for resizing the pictures. The reason I do it is because I find high res annoying, my firefox resizes the shit for me after taking a shit while opening them. Point of the story, is that I don’t know shit about technical issues, but I know a lot about perversion and the requests for high res is a lot like catching your uncle fuckin’ a sex doll or uncle bangin your 14 year old cousin…I need coffee cuz these posts are like your firefox just took a shit, on your screen….

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