I am – Pink’s Pink Nipples of the Day
As previously mentioned, Drunken StepSteve has left the cardboard box in the laundry room of the aparment complex I live in. The place I call the stepOFFICE. He left to pursue other dreams but will still be with us in spirit and by spirit, I mean I am having someone kill him off because I like to think of my life as a sitcom and in this sitcom his character knows way too much about my plans….
Steve was a great contribution to the site and sent out a lot of really funny daily emails that none of you got to read because you don’t run websites. He put up with my lack of communication and social skills and never let me down, until yesterday when he announced his departure. I know he’s a talent and I will be trying to lure him in to be on camera personality for future stepTV projects if he has time for us. I like to think of my little stepfather site as a stepping stone to everyone….and that said here are some pictures of Pink singing an emotional goodbye song for all of you to cry to.
Drunken Step Steve, I’d like to officially thank you for your hard work, turning my couches into a camper bed, the dinners you cooked for me while I was on the computer, numerous nights at the strip club and in bars spending my step daughter’s college money and most importantly for keeping me company in this lonely internet life that I live. It was good times and reminded me of my days back in college. I like to think you brought new life into what I do, and hopefully that will carry through into making me a lot of money. I will be sending you postcards from the top. Enjoy your trip back home and your worldly travels. One day, I’ll give you that shout out on Kimmel, maybe a little “Wish you were here, asshole” and that’s when you’ll know you made the right choice…
Pink Passionate About the Music (at least someone is)
Pink Nipples in Face Magazine (not sure how old it is)
Bonus: Drunken StepSteve’s Goodbye Email (made public)
