Call me crazy, but I really don’t think she needs a tan. I was going to make a black people don’t swim joke, but she’s already proven that she’s white enough to play tennis, so I don’t think racist jokes is what we need. What she needs though, is a fucking treadmill, bitch is supposed to be a pro tennis player, not the bitch who puts the burgers together at McDonalds. She’s thicker in the mid section than Star Jones but the real question is what her boyfriend is attracted to….is it her good looks, or her maternal instincts, or her serious dick sucking skills. I am gonna go with her wallet, but what do I know. Go fuck yourself.

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