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I am – Ashlee Simpson’s New Face of the Day

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Getting plastic surgery is a pretty fucked up situation, especially when it is drastic. I am half asleep here so I can’t find the analogy I was thinking of earlier today, but it was a good one. It had to do with how you go out pretending that nothing’s changed and that no one notices the change you are trying to hide, when people obviously know. But you still pretend it never happened, that everything is cool and the same and it is kinda like when you pissed you popped a boner during your solo performance at the highschool musical. Everyone laughed to themselves, but you just held your head up high and walked back to school the next day. That wasn’t the analogy I wanted. I keep thinking about the walk of shame a girl makes after you bang the shit out of her and she walks out of your house and onto the street in the party dress she wore the night before, but that’s not the feeling you’d get with a new face….I thought maybe it’d be like when a girl get’s her period in a pair of white pants…but that’s not it either….I really can’t remember what it was, but feel free to discuss in the comments. I think she looks good and worthy of titty fucking my face….whatever I hate myself right now. Cuddles.



Bonus: Christina Milian at the Same Summer Sizzle Event.


One More Bonus: Vanessa Minillo in a Bikini at Same Event (hot)






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