There’s a man who walks around this city on 2 uneven legs. Dude’s usually asking around for change and I have yet to give him any because I don’t like talking to people who look like they are straight out of a horror movie. That’s no to say I don’t talk to homeless people, I am practically one of them, but think back to your high school years and remember that there were some people you didn’t talk to, like the dude who wore jogging pants, smelt like cum and always talked to himself. That is this guy of the homeless world.

I do however like people who are in porn movies, and if I was ever approached by that Lara Roxx bitch who got AIDs in porn 2 years ago, I’d totally give her a quarter, while wearing a latex glove and a surgical mask.

This frankenstein motherfucker walked out a coffee shop with toilet paper hanging out of his pants. He didn’t realize. We took the picture. That’s the story I heard.

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