I am – The Most Prolific Picture Post of the 21st Century / Day
I have a friend who gets mad at me everytime I don’t update to her standards. I get hate mail, phone calls, and instant messages about how useless I am. This bitch goes fucking crazy on me, yelling at me and telling me that I am last week’s kitchen garbage. She decided to help me gather pictures for the site, because she understands that I have a drinking problem and cares about me. She just wants to see this site work.
I just wanted to say that I care about her too and know that one day she will make a man very lucky. I hope that when she does I can get her pregnant over the phone and she can lie to her man – pretending it’s his. That’s the kind of team we are. Cuddles.
Here’s the Mega Picture Post:
Anne Hathaway was Naked in Havoc and Brokeback:
Brad Pitt Riding a Motorbike Cuz Angelina’s Box is Sore:
Brittany Murphy at an Event With Wedding Ring and Tits
Michael Douglas Gets a Diploma and a Mexican Wife
Claire Danes is Boring
Faith Hill and the STDs
Halle Berry More White than Chocolate (milk)? Discuss:
Jake Gyllenhaal – Brokeback Mountain the Bicycle Years
