I am – Vonage D-List Party of the Day
Being a celebrity is like being in high school. Their lives are filled with gossip, all the hot girls are passed around like a bottle of whiskey at the homeless shelter and every week you play dress up and have pictures taken of you like it was prom.
I never went to prom, I dropped out of school because I had dreams of being a pro tennis player. The only problem was that I had never played tennis and I just ended up being a pro….
I remember hearing about one of the girls from my school having a dumpster birth on prom night. No one knew she was pregnant and she refused to let the little fucker that is her baby ruin her night. She ended up getting arrested. I never understood why people take things like that so seriously, I mean it is her kid, she should be able to throw it in the dumpster if she wants. It’s like animal planet motherfuckers…..
That was my post….
Haylie Duff is DUFFgusting….
