The problem with doing what I do is that I run out of things to say about celebrities, because let’s face it, I know nothing about them. I just post paparazzi pics to get traffic, and even that doesn’t work for me. When I used to drop the T-Shirt of the Day and Sexual Restraint of the Day and the Stepedestrian of the Day, I had a lot more traffic, but still I continure to post this garbage celeb paparazzi shit, running about against all these GENIUS bloggers who are insanely funny, witty, insightful, homosexual, depressing and llame. But that’s not the point of this post, the point is to say I dropped the best line on Mischa Barton and how she was at her hottest and got me hard when she played a dead 14 year old covered in puke in Sixth Sense. I really can’t top that, but the delivery on it was way better the last time I wrote it. Either way, bitch is standing around like a fucking street whore in her heels and a fucked up the ass for 40 dollars an hour after a 18 hour rush posture. That’s the story I heard…..Tell your friends.

Bonus: All Glam, All The Time, I call this 300 dollars an Hour.

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