Wilmer Valderrama was right. Ashlee Simpson is the new Lohan. Stay tuned for some stalker content. I think I am in love with a talentless whore, just because she worked out a little, dyed her hair, got a nose job and stuck her tongue out. Yes, I am that easy to win over. Ladies, if you are out there, which I know you aren’t, send in some pictures, I feel neglected.

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