I am out of town now, but my site is posting links that I found on Wednesday Night. I am pertty proud of myself for figuring out this WordPress Shit….Either way, I made a “casting” call for people to write for the site. I have only got one submission from DRUNKBOY- let me know what you think in the comments and go fuck yourself. Cuddles.

George Michael is Still Gay

Remember George Michael? You know the guy who was in Wham!? Remember how you thought he was a good looking dude and hitting every fucking hot model with perky tits and a great ass? Too bad he was gay and looking to bang dudes that look like your father after he drinks a twelve pack of Busch and mows the lawn. Yeah, that’s the guy.

Well…

Bad news for gay dudes looking for random sex in London. George Michael is off the market and getting married. Apparently the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go singer has had his fill of random man ass in public restrooms or at least that’s what he is saying to his special man friend, Kenny Gross. He bought his lover a 1 million pound gift on their 10 year anniversary to make up for all the alleged cruising he has been doing. I think I know what the pound is and I don’t like it.

I would like to say I don’t even know how this is a news story. I wish George stayed in the closet longer with Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake…Whoops. One of them isn’t out yet! Shhhh! Anyway,I wish them nothing but the best and for the end of stories that involve George Michael and any kind of public sex with men. Thank you.