I am – Mario Vasquez Pretending He’s Straight of the Day
I haven’t heard this dude’s single, I just know that he’s an ex-American Idol finalist who dropped out of the show in March 2005 because the contract was too restrictive. If you are wondering why I know this, it is because ofgoogle. I came across these pictures of this cha-chi motherfucker dancing around with bitches bending over, showing their panties obviously a strategy to help fuel the lie that he’s not homo, so I had to do some further research. The facts are pretty basic. Dude sings pop music and dresses a fool, all grabbin his dick ans shit, giving girls false hope that desirable, singing, “stylish” men exist…..that’s when the sluts buy the albums and go to the shows making Vasquez all the money he needs to take is pool boy to the Greek Isles for an anal sex fest in the motherland. I know dude’s Peurto Rican and his real motherland isn’t Greece, but the Greeks invented olive oil lubed anal sex back with Plato and Aristotle….it’s a fact. These is exactly the message I want to convey to teenage girls. It’s really appropriate, like the time I rented “CumSluts 17″ for my 14 year old stepdaughter’s slumber party.
