I was sick all weekend, so I didn’t turn on my computer. I probably missed being the first person to post all kinds of great stuff, like all the Emmy Arrival pics, but I am not a reputable news source and I am never first on much. I don’t really even check out the other sites to see what they are up to as often as I should and I have horrible work ethic. My goal here is to post 4 posts and a link dump a day, I usually fuck that up, but at least I have some kind of plan. Speaking of plans, do you remember when I used to stalk Lohan, it never ended up working out for me. I thought about making another voicemail message but don’t really see the point. Bitch had a real stalker, that was actually crazy, taking all media attention away from me. That doesn’t mean that I can’t post some bikini pics of her to start this week. So that’s what I am going to do. Remember that Lohan is an unappreciative, unprofession, spoiled little cunt who doesn’t even look like she’s worth a round in a bikini. I hope her career takes a downward spiral as more and more people in Hollywood start to hate her as much as I hate her.

Since this post isn’t funny at all, and I like to think most of what I do makes at least one out of the five of you smile, I decided to show you a myspace message that I sent some cunt in efforts to get nude pics of her. My quest for nudes has pretty much been a bust a lot like my Lohan stalking so I guess I should just come to terms with the fact that everything I touch turns to shit.

This is what the bitch wrote to me:

Well of course you want to c me nude, get in line. hahahaaha

This is what I wrote the bitch back:

I just figured that you would get naked with less effort than the other girls because you have had a baby.

I didn’t want to see you naked for any reason other than thinking that you would get naked. I don’t believe that there’s a line-up of men wanting you, that seems like a standard cliche response that all girls, fat and skinny alike would say. Just like telling a guy who is trying to pick you up in a club that you and your friend are lesbians.

Remember – pregnancy means you fuck and let guys bust up in you.

that’s pretty slutty…

A lot sluttier than a couple of pics of your mangled box

With love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Lohan is reading this bookInside the Mind of Gideon Rayburn by Sarah Miller. I was surprised she knew how to read too. If Amazon didn’t cancel my affiliate deal for being an inappropriate site, I would be getting 10 % of anything you fuckers buy, now I get shit. Typical.

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