I am – Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day
I was told that I turn people off because of my perversion. I was told that I am boring, repetitive and my sexually charged comments are getting old and tired like your dick from all the jerking off. Wouldn’t it be nice to slide it into something soft and moist. This all started when I told one girl on my IM that I jerked off thinking about her but couldn’t cum and that she’d need to send me some pics to redeem herself. What I didn’t tell these girls is that I don’t jerk off because I can’t get hard, I was just pretending I jerked off to her and she couldn’t make me cum. I don’t think that’s perverted, perverted would have been if I hid in her bathroom closet and watched her take a shit. I don’t think I am boring and repetitive, I think making someone feel uncomfortable by telling them that I jerk off thinking of them is next level creepy comedy. It’s something I like to call my own. What is boring a repetitive and does make me feel uncomfortable are these pictures of Uma Thurman, she’s got more penis than me, which isn’t saying much other than long hair doesn’t make a woman and it is probably saying something a lot about his husband.
