I am watching Oprah right now, because I don’t have a job and this is what unemployed people with no cable do. It is about some fat bitch who used to weigh 500 lbs. She just started talking about how her vagina was HANGING between her legs amongst rolls of fat. Like most people who watch Oprah, I got inspired, only it wasn’t to get off my ass, it was to do a Lohan post, because whenever I hear people talk about fat hanging cunt, I think Lohan.

This fat bitch on Oprah is reading a grade 3 level poem she wrote her Jew Plastic surgeon (he’s got the jew hat on), which reminded me of a message I sent to Zach Braff, a Jew. I have yet to hear a response.

Dear Zach,

i run the coolest fucking site on the internet and i want you to do a stepINTERVIEW. Don’t be a pussy and support the underdog (me).

I loved you in Schindler’s List.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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