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I am – Emma Tomlinson is a Slag of the Day

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I can only assume that this isn’t a real person. Before you start ripping into me, let me say that I know she’s a real person and not a sex doll, what I meant to say is that I don’t think this is someone’s ex-girlfriend. I think it’s really a model getting paid because I haven’t been able to find any information on this slut, and if her name is what I was told it was, I’d be able to track her down. Either way, she is a slut all posing sexy for the camera and letting her pics get posted on the internet and there is nothing I like more than amateur porn or amateur lookin’ porn. I know this is the shit I would jerk off to if could get hard. I realize that impotency is starting to fuck with my head now because my sex dreams are of me sitting in front of the TV jerking off. I wake up frustrated, so I look over at my fat wife, grab her cunt hoping it will get things going but realize it’s hard to find and once I get there, it’s cold and clammy. I get up in disgust, go to my computer and send myspace messages to girls. That’s pretty much my sex life. Which brings me to another stepRULE. Cuddles

stepRULE 5: When Sexually Frustrated, Use Myspace

Here are a bunch of pics of her Slutting Out
Here is her fake Myspace Profile






She's shoving Her Panties Up Her Vadge
I dont know why
Free Cam Shows
You'll Wanna Check These Out
Bridal Uggs
WHAT THE FUCK
Cheryl Cole is Sexy
But she needs to shut her mouth
A Collection of Fails
Always good for a laugh
Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
Eeeesh
Free Cam Shows
Make Monday the best it could be
Cassidy Rae is a Throwback Hottie
Well Hello!
Karina Derizans Is Apparently Some New Reality Star
And she's in a bikini
Teen Slut and a Dildo
And guess where she puts it