I stole 10 more dollars from my wife’s purse today so that I could treat myself to an over-priced Starbuck’s latte. I always feel like a poofter when I order a latte, the name is so gay that even if it was made with testosterone and came with a free vagina to fuck voucher, it would still be gay. Either way, I went to get myself a Latte and walked by some old lady begging for change. Two 18 year old fat Jewish girls who were drinking their obnoxious Starbucks drink, wearing their obnoxious Jewish outfits of the day, talking about their obnoxious rich girl lives walked right by her as if she wasn’t even there. That really bothered me, because I knew they both had 300 dollar a week allowances and they couldn’t even acknowledge this woman. I got to thinking that I would never forget where I came from. I know the old lady obviously doesn’t want to be out there in the rain doing that, she’s had to suck up her pride because she needed to eat. Right then and there, I told myself that I wasn’t going to let this Internet Stardom or my fanbase of 4 take away my soul or my perspective, so I decided to give her the change, my last 5 dollars that wasn’t even mine. Even if I have nothing, I would rather help someone out than treat myself to luxury items like I was going to with that 5 dollars, that was going to go toward cigars or a 40 of beer. Point being that when I left the starbucks, the old hag was no where in site, so I got to keep my 5 dollars. I wish she woulda stuck around, it would have given this post a purpose and who knows, maybe I woulda got a blowjob out of it.

Speaking of blowjobs and charity, here are some new pics of Lohan….who gives blowjobs and gets work which is kinda like charity…or not. Cuddles

Lohan at Heathrow:

Lohan at a Restaurant Called Morimoto

Lohan at a Club Called Tenjune

Lohan at Some Fashion Show

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