I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim on the Day
Since successful celebrity blogs are written by fags. I found a Gay, Black and Jewish ‘Mo to contribute to this site. I figured Perez did the Cuban Fag thing, Trent did the Indigenous Fag thing, Dlisted isn’t really gay and all the other celeb bloggers are but don’t realize it yet because the immerse themselves in pictures of nipples all day talking about how cute Rachel Bilson is and don’t take the time to realize all they really need is some cock.
So here is Kerne – My Gay Black and Jewish contributor to take on Celebrity Bloggers….
having sex with 2 guys at the same time is over-rated. one wants to stick it in my tuchus while the other expects me to give him head. halfway through our threesome, i became extremely flacid. not because having both of my extremities stuffed with cock doesnt turn me on but because one of the guys cell phone rang and his ringtone just happens to be stars are blind.
theres nothing in this world that turns me on less then hearing paris hilton “singing”. taking a day off from her normal routine of pussy showing and coke snorting, paris offers aid to one of the victims of the tsunami. for the price of a starbucks americano, you too can have your own sri-lankan. you can dress her up in last seasons clothes and give her a makeover paris style. std’s and all.
awwww…. how sweet. now no one can say she doesnt do charity work.shes the new fucking angelina jolie. im sures shes even given her an aids name just like maddox. kardashi? loves it. so ethnic but so main stream america at the same time.
good work hilton. whats next? space travel? you’re half way there in your fugly moon boots. you, lance, karadshi and reichen can be the biggest fags in the galaxy.
