I am – Oprah is a Lesbian of the Day
So I watch Oprah everyday and I was pretty happy to have Minxy show up in my inbox after years of her absence with some Oprah is a lesbian post for the site. I am drunk and have a black gay dude living on my couch. We are trying to get him to Miami and found a $69 ticket. Does anyone want to buy it for him to get him off my couch. My fear is waking up with a black cock in my mouth and a Jamaica patty in my ass. That’s got nothing to do with Minxy but this does:
So the other day i couldn’t figure out how to tenderize my beef patties and decided to go to Jesus’ to ask his wife to sit on them. she did and while she was smacking her oversized ass against the wall of their shanty with my meat in between, i happened to overhear Oprah and her lover Gayle King. They went on this car ride through America with a helicopter and about a dozen helpers. By helpers i am referring to camera crewmen and personal assistants.All they do is complain about how hot it is, how they don’t know where they are going and what they are going to eat. The helpers are pretty into it because they get their pay checks and free shows of Pussy on Pussy action, then foodstuffs on and in the pussy, then more pussy and then Gayle and Oprah pass out from the weight of the burden (of eating too much pussy). I have some things to say about these so called “icons”.
1. I could definately film a better show than those two. Starting with pussy eating footage. I hate eating pussy but i’d do it for
america. their president is bush after all.2. I could also be a better icon. What message are you sending the masses eating all the time and constantly requiring an entourage?
3. Fuck this,Oprah used to have an opinion, she used to be able to speak out against things, to bring to light issues that noone is dealing with and now she pays her “boyfriend” to make appearances and talks about eating, celebrity hookups/breakups and style issues. Oprah, i am disseapointed in you. I also hear you hate the rainforest. bitch.
