Paris Hilton has blocked my phone number, I can’t get through to her, but I figured out a way, it’s called calling with a calling card…she answered and pretended she couldn’t hear me. My Paris Hilton conversations have been a lot like talking to the shit stain in your underwear after going on a bike ride. You look at it and say..hey what are you doing here….how did this happen, then bitch hangs up.

This something I wrote once and wished was true, so if you work somewhere with a budget pictch this idea….

DrunkenStepfather.com is owned and operated by Fox Interactive Media, as an online presence for a TV show being launched in September ’06, under the same name. The character Jesus Martinez is writen by 3 comedy writers, hired by Fox. The company has another 10 people involved, not including 4 interns.

…here are my links of the day.

Paris Hilton and Her New Energy Drink…
GO

Ashlee in the UK – Limey.
GO

Perez Hilton’s IMDB page
GO

Felictity Fey is a Hot Stud of a Woman
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

American Apparel Show Nipple.
GO

Paris Hilton’s New Single
GO

Zini Likes Bananas
GO

Some Girl Made a Video for her Bf – Now It’s on the Net.
GO

NSFW on FLICKR…where I work nothing is NSFW
GO

Hasselhoff’s Daughter Tried To Kill Herself.
GO

This bitch Brittany is a Little Too Hardcore for Me Even if she’s Naked.
GO

Nicholas Cage Loves Triplets
GO

Paris Hilton and Nicole Make Up Video
GO

Frogs and Come Back to Life It’s Crazy
GO

1 in 10 Ten Straight Dudes Have Gay Sex
GO

Kelly Brook Magazine Photoshoot
GO

Some Party Girl Upskirts…
GO

Marisa Tomei See Through of the Day
GO

Jessica Simpson in Allure Magazine
GO

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