I am – Mung Does Victoria Beckham in his Dreams of the Day
Do you remember MUNG? I do. He consistently tries to make this site a better place for you and me. He even sent out emails trying to make me money off the site. I would like to thank him for his continued support by posting his post that no one else would ever bother posting because he pretty much sucks harder than my Liz Taylor post.
I didn’t do any drugs this weekend because last weekend killed my few remaining brain cells and Patterson remembered that I owe him twenty bucks so he cut me off until I pay him. So instead my niece came over on Saturday because my parents had to babysit her. She is Seven. She brought her Barbies with her and we played Barbies together. When she left the room to go eat dinner I removed all their clothes and put them in really dirty sexual positions. Some were in 69 positions. I put a pregnant barbie sitting on the hood of a car, getting eating out by a nigger barbie. (inter-racial is hot) Because I will never have sex with a girl, this kind of turned me on and I had to play the mexican skin flute in my parent’s laundry room. I am not too sure if I should be admitting this to everyone on this blog because I could probably go to jail for a long time for playing Barbies with a seven year old girl and then masturbating. Speaking of Barbie dolls I saw these pics of Posh Spice on a website today and I invited my niece over to be babysat.
