I am – MUNG does Golf of the Day
I am wondering whether it is possible to have too much MUNG in one day and the answer is yes. Today is the day that I have over-done it, I have made MUNG a bigger feature on the site than myself, and everything has gone to shit with his Canadian commentary on race, sex, poverty and AIDS. I actually appreciate that MUNG stepped up his game when I have been away from the computer. The next step in all this is to hand over control of the site to him, something that will probably never happen because I am Jesus Martinez, I fucking own this motherfucker and more importantly, MUNG is probably one of those loser I see walking around in shorts during the winter to show the world their gay tattoo of a flame on their calves. You know the kind of guy I mean….MUNG…Is your eyebrow peirced too? Again….thanks for the help this week.
I was reading Sports Illustrated the other day and I found out that Tiger Woods made half a billion dollars last year, mostly from endorsements. He is one rich little jigaboo. The problem I have with him being rich, is that he isn’t “nigger rich”. When a nigger becomes rich they spend their money on things like jewelry, rims, Escalades, fried chicken and bushels and bushels of watermelons…but somehow this motherfucker is able to restrain himself from his niggerdom and spends his money on charities, modest cars, beautiful homes, yachts, and other investments. Why can’t he just be like the rest of them and take his new found riches and blow it on crack? He also has a hot white wife which makes me upset because skinny black men don’t like hot white women….they like fat blond white women who wear spandex and spank their little grey children.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I hate successful black people like I hate pea soup. I think we should send Tiger Woods back to Africa and let him die of AIDS.
Here is a pic of his wife. Make sure you wack off to it, and while you are wacking off, think of her choking on a rich black cock!
MUNG
