Grace Park is some slag who plays Lt. Sharon “Boomer” Valeri on some show called Battlestar Galactica. I have never seen this show, cuz I have something against shows that are designed for virgins who like space. I guess if I knew they had pussy of this caliber on the show I’d re-consider my options but realize that I don’t have a mom with a basement to spend the night alone in. My mom is dead. Even if I wanted to watch the show in the comfort of my piece of shit apartment, I couldn’t because I can’t afford cable. The last major issue is that this bitch was cast for virgin nerds to lust after. I can’t get it up, so I can’t really lust over the bitch and buy her action figure or put her poster on my wall or build a life size statue of her to pretend to marry when mom’s gone to sleep. I also don’t have an issue when real girls don’t talk to me because my wife has ruined women for me and I am not convinced that if I ever met Grace Park she’d be swept off her feet and she’d know that we were meant to be like the virgins who go to the comic book conventions for her autograph. I am really beating a dead horse with my dick here, it’s kinda what I do. Just look at the Grace Park pics and tell me a story, cuz I am tired of writing.

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