Her name is Myleene Klass, she’s on a show called “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” on some TV channel called ITV. I haven’t got a whole lot of travel experience under my belt, not because there’s no more room under my belt because I am filled with cake but because I am broke and have always been.

I do know that these caps of her are from the show and she’s in a bikini. I tend to post a lot of bikini pics on this garbage site. Perverts everywhere seem down with bikinis, and the more perverts I have stopping by the more I have to pay in bandwidth driving me further in debt, preventing me from future travels, so theoretically it’s all your fault that I am in this mess, but that’s not the point.

The point is that the lovely people at Vice, who have never answered an email of mine and who refused to publish my “how to have free sex with a hooker” article, invited me to attend their VICE GUIDE TO TRAVEL DVD premiere. Vice is pretty much the American Apparel of Magazines and they work pretty tightly together reaching that 14 year old market. This DVD was financed by MTV, so despite coming across as underground, it’s pretty much the same shit as Laguna Beach only in this episode they go to the slums of Brazil, the Chernobyl Radioactive-Zone, Afghanistan illegal arms trade caves, the Congo looking for dinosaurs and it was actually pretty fucking entertaining. So BUY A COPY and email them telling them that I referred you and that they should some of that MTV money my way because my ideas are better than theirs…

Either way, Here’s Myleene Klass….

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