I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee from the girl who gives me free coffee. She knows that I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking happy because my favorite homeless guy was there only today he was fucking INSANE. He is the same guy who asked me if I was working on a computer. Anyway, today he was screaming about his Dad and about Guns and it’s pretty fucking clear that I wouldn’t let him babysit my stepdaughters….

Speaking of hurtbags, homeless men and people I wouldn’t let babysit my stepchildren, I realized today that MUNG has stopped visiting the site, he has stopped sending in his posts, he’s fallen off the map. I think he’s got a job or maybe a gf and maybe his life has taken a turn for the better. MUNG, if you’re out there, I hope all is good you’ll always be second best to me, but that’s a good place to be….

Speaking of all second best, here are some pics of Kim Kardashian at some Volkswagen Event Showing off her Big Boobs .

Related Links

I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim of the Day
I am – Paris Hilton’s Armenian Fashion Accessory of the Day
I am – Young Rich and Famous
I am – Nick Lachey’s New Girl of the Day
(I think I was wrong on this last one…)

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