This is one of the Good Charlotte twin’s girlfriend, not the Good Charlotte who slammed the Duffgusting sister and Nicole Richie, the other one. The fact that I even know this much about these people is embarrassing enough, so I am not going to start dropping names to retain the little level of dignity I still have….Either way, Santa must be rubbing her the right way cuz her nipples are hard…

I have been getting told that I am too negative lately. I don’t find much funny and I constantly dis celebrities and hipsters. So when people I know bring up shit like American Apparel, Vice Magazine, Last Nights Party or start sending me stupid clips from stupid people doing stupid happy dances, I tell the to shut the fuck up because I find it all lame. I don’t think that makes me lame but I decided that for my sanity, I am going to start looking at the brighter side of things, because I do believe negativity is poison, maybe not as poisonous as American Apparel, Vice Magazine, Last Nights Party or videos of people doing happy dances, but poison never the less.

From now on – I am happy and optimistic and I won’t dwell on how life has wronged me, but embrace all the good things that have happened….like the time I got a blowjob in a movie theater I snuck into a few years ago by some random college girl….so get ready for a happy site. It’s a Christmas Miracle.

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